We're having these flying bugs show up in our home. I do my best to kill them like the sadistic, cold-hearted guy that I am - usually by smashing them. Well, a few minutes ago, while I was taking something to the bedroom, a bug flew into my mouth in the dark of the hallway.
I spit it out into the bathroom sink and quickly gargled with mouthwash.
Maybe we need to keep a large spider as a pet.